Breakfast Anyone?
Tags: breakfast, potty humor
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on Tuesday, November 17th, 2009 at 10:27 am and is filed under geek.
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"Children see magic because they look for it."
--Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel according to Biff, Jesus' childhood pal.
Ahhh, cornflakes. The conerstone of any nutricious breakfast. Plus, they go right through you. This is just more energy efficient.
That’s what we’re all about. Saving the planet, one mouthful at a time.
WTF?!?!?!
This was not a staged photo. Just another day at work.
I have found half eaten Doritos next to the toilet in my bathroom twice. Some people just need a snack, I guess. As for me, there’s just something about taking a crap that kills my appetite. Can’t really put my finger on what exactly–just something about it . . .
Top 10 things you should not do while taking a crap:
10. Operate heavy machinery
9. push-ups
8. Negotiate with a lawyer
7. Shave
6. brush your teeth
5. jumping jacks
4. make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
3. take a shower
2. get and/or perform a colonoscopy
1. Eat cornflakes
Push-ups combined with bench pressing . . . best of all worlds.