Why does a great deli give away ice cream but not wifi?
Why does the same deli offer to carry food to two guys, but not to me and the girl?
Why can I write a new post on my iPhone, but I can’t respond to MrEd’s wise cracks about understanding inerrancy better than I do on it?
Why does the girl act tired at 6:30 but not at 11:30?
Why does coke taste so much better than pepsi?
Why do little old ladies like to give me the finger when I’m trying to help them?
Why are students surprised by their grades when they haven’t shown up enough for me to learn their names?
Why do I have so many books and so little time?
Why does the boy like to jump naked? (Okay, that one I kind of get . . .)
Why do smart dogs do stupid things?
Why do little girls and boys have to grow up?